”Does that mean you did get my package by mistake? Because I’ve got yours right here.” How a mailman could confuse a regular apartment and a penthouse he’d never know.
“ Assumin' yours is the medium-sized pack of hell over on my countertop, then yes. I’ll go and get – You want to come in for minute, maybe? Have a round in apology for your trouble?” He was going to drive over to the other’s house himself like the good Samaritan he swore he was, but he supposed the other had beaten him to it already.
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"Yeah, that’ll be it.” He answered with a slight chuckle. “I’ve got a bit of an accessory fetish when it comes to ties...
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“ Assumin' yours is the medium-sized pack of hell over on my countertop, then yes. I’ll go and get – You want to come in...