how wrong we were to think that immortality meant never dying

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froidesxmain:

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“Shut up, there’s like four buttons. Okay, two buttons. Which button turns it on? I can’t even get the thing to lean back.”

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“You step on the thing on the bottom to make it lean back. And the power button has that weird circle symbol thing.”

#hes not laughing at you shh  

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